when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow
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Anonymous asked: Can a girl with long nails be a lesbian? I know this question is dumb, but it's an honest question. I'm straigth, so I don't know about that.
Once your nails get to a certain length the NLA (National Lesbian Association) will come inspect your nails, if they find that the nails are at a dangerous length and may cause injury to an innocent vagina, they will revoke your lesbian card and you must wait six months before you can reapply.
The NLA take nail length seriously.
liquor before beer youre in the clear
beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch
how to deal with anxiety too well
I’ve been trying to find where this came from for ages anyone know? x